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all things are possible here and I am what madness made me

Created on 2003-10-27 14:05:47 (#1418820), last updated 2009-11-16

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Name:n!
Location:Cambridge, United Kingdom
Bio
Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast was an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal form the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.

My only ambition ever has been to survive as comfortably as possible.



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aberrating, be seeing you, dressing as clown prostitute, gynaecological blood sports, hideous yet loveable clothes, inexplicably ironing, running-away-with-the-circus, therapy?, toast porn, unethical psychology experiments, unexpected suits

External Services:

LJ Talki_am_toast@livejournal.com
Windows Live ID dcc34@cam.ac.ukLJ Messenger Status: offline

Schools:

Chelmsford County High School for Girls - Chelmsford, England - Essex, United Kingdom (1997 - 2004)
University of Cambridge - Corpus Christi College - Cambridge, England - Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom (2004 - 2007)
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